If riding in a plane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming. To experience the element, get out of the vehicle.
                                                            - Anonymous

There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.                       

                                                           - Gloria Steinem

Never confuse your right to do something with the right thing to do.

                                                         -Life's Little Instruction Book by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

                                                        - Anonymous

Fear is Temporary...Regret is permanent.

                                                        - Anonymous

And once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes skyward , for there you have been and there you long to return.


                                                        -Leonardo Da Vinci


It has been said that in the wilderness a man shall find his soul, and upon returning be forever changed.
                                                       - Anonymous

 

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,  not screaming in terror like his passengers...

                                                       - Anonymous

"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal."

                                                        -Albert Pike

Once you've decided that your happiness depends on other people, you've lost.

                                                        - Wild Bill

Salesmen are the root of innovation.

                                                        - John Reynolds

This is orgasmic! (referring to a night skydive!)

                                                        -Anonymous skydiver

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.

                                                        - William Butler Yeats

Never look down on someone, unless you're helping them up.

                                                        -  TV

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